A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him..
She says hello. He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies,
” think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and asks,
“Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet stick???”
What will be the answer for this from the lady?
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Ive seen this one before
She answers “No, I’m your kids teacher.”
A lady showed me this joke at work on Saturday!! The answer was I’m your sons teacher!
(Everyone laughed at it) So I laughed too, but didn’t get it…
“Hi im Mrs.Pumpson, a teacher”
she is the teacher of his child at school
Lady replied : I am teacher of your son.
OMG, NO! What I meant was your son is in my class in school! Err , I am his teacher, you know!!!.
No, you were ….
whoever you are u r a babe
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