When you have a guilty conscience.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say, “hello”.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My goodness, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
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hahahahaaahhaa that got me holding ma tummy.
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” ?/????
what was that about.?
I didn’t get it sorry!
wow. guess he won’t be going to any more PTA meetings:-)
Great!
I bet she’s looking forward to parent teacher confrances!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this one is good that will teach him t shut his big mouth and ask more questions!
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lmao good one
Brilliant! I enjoyed that!!! lol
That was very funny.( I’m trying to be very nice today so I won’t be reported again)
GOOD ONE
LOL, good one. Maybe parents should pay better attention to thier kids and school.
that is very good , and hilarious
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